Distinct Regrets
0
each one individually justified
Michael's Grimoire of Cardboard
The Vault of Poor Decisions
“Every card in here was, at the time of purchase, a completely reasonable thing to buy.”— Michael, every time, without fail
Identify Yourself
Sign in to propose a trade.
Total Cardboard
0
by weight, a small child
Still Coveted
0
the wanting never ends
The Ledger of Ruin
A daily record of what the cardboard is worth, kept whether I want to know or not.
No entries yet. The ledger begins at nine tomorrow morning, and from then on there is no hiding from it.
The Trade Binder
Nine pockets at a time, exactly like the real thing, minus the smell.
Nothing in the collection to flip through yet.
Strike a Bargain
Name what you desire. Offer what you can bear to part with. I will think about it for an unreasonably long time.
What You Covet
Nothing yet. Open the binder above and take what you like.
What You Surrender
Take whatever you like from the binder first. You will only need to identify yourself when it comes time to actually send the offer.
The archive stirs after four letters. Fewer than that and it simply shows you everything, smugly.
Consulting the archives...