Distinct Regrets
0
each one individually justified
Michael's Grimoire of Cardboard
The Vault of Poor Decisions
“Every card in here was, at the time of purchase, a completely reasonable thing to buy.”— Michael, every time, without fail
Identify Yourself
Sign in to propose a trade.
Total Cardboard
0
by weight, a small child
Still Coveted
0
the wanting never ends
The Ledger of Ruin
A daily record of what the cardboard is worth, kept whether I want to know or not.
No entries yet. The ledger begins at nine tomorrow morning, and from then on there is no hiding from it.
Strike a Bargain
Name what you desire. Offer what you can bear to part with. I will think about it for an unreasonably long time.
You must identify yourself before bargaining. The vault does not negotiate with strangers.
The archive stirs after four letters. Fewer than that and it simply shows you everything, smugly.
Consulting the archives...